Panasonic Strip Tease

Ever have one of those moments? Usually happens after too much tequila!

The Life and Death of a Pumpkin

Miss that Canadian beer!

Ah what a weekend!

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

I'm totally gonna try this in my spare time! Hmmmm giving me some last minute ideas for that Halloween party I'm throwing. This is gonna be a good one! To see moer hop over to http://tamponcrafts.com/

It's all in the technique!

Professional Advice

Not everyday you see a sign with such insight.

Jokes on them,. crazy foreigners!

Dita Von Tesse eat your heart out!

The good old days,..boy girls we've sure come a long way!

As skilled as a surgeon

Ahhhh,...Finally smooth as a bald eagle! And lovin it,..however not going to flash it around joining the likes of Miss. BLoHan or the Parasite herself. Gonna keep this fuzzless peach all covered from the paparatzi after shoving it in the spotlight,...Literally.. Now this place was WAY more like home, the girl was trained impeccably, telling me where to hold my skin tight so it wouldn't hurt so much. She was a quick little devil too with verbal warnings and everything. The surgeon's swivel spot light for closer magnification of her skilled work was a bit unnerving but I put up with it knowing I'd be pleased with the results. She mentioned that my hairs were really fine,.. Not sure if that was a compliment or meaning that it made her job more difficult. I took it as meaning that I wasn't some furry beast sasquach and decided it was more a compliment than anything else. The tranquil music made me feel right at home to strip from waist down for this complete stranger, doesn't it always ladies,..

Now this cartoon I would watch!

MADtv is the funniest shit!

You bitches better be ready for the fury of the fuzzy pussy!

Youch! Just call me a fuzzy Panda bear already!

Christ already! The painful!! task of finding a good brazilian waxer in the Philippines is ridiculous. Went to one salon where they sheepishly announced it would cost more than the usual bikini line, well,...duh! Then I realized that it was also probably the first time this girl had actually looked head on into any girls cooch, including being far from familiar with her own! Needless to say it was a very painful "virginal-pussy-waxer-break-in-session" to say the least. It's painful enough when they're pros but at least its over quick. Well I came out of there looking like porcupine roadkill to say the least! But, now I'm braving the climate again to venture out to a new place now that the shrubs need desperate trimming! Maybe this one will be TOO friendly,...the painful adventure awaits!